A downloadable game for Windows and Linux

Join Captain Dreadlocks and his crew of crunchy, smelly, hippy pirates as they attempt to rid the world of awful animal testing!

Please Note: This game is made to be a joke, no reason to be offended ;P

These pirates are Crunchy as defined by Urban Dictionary:

Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc. 

Made entirely in the Go programming language using Ebiten for the Butterscotch Shenanijam, this was the most my wife and I were able to pull off of our lofty idea in the span of two days. Save the rats from those horrible, nerdy scientists!

All images not made by my lovely wife are listed in a licenses.txt file in the assets folder of the download. I would have put them inside the game credits if I had time to make a game credits screen! :)

Install instructions

Just extract the game and run the executable. Make sure it is in the same folder as the included "assets" folder.

On Windows you may need to deactivate your anti-virus temporarily to play it (I promise it's not a virus, just a humble and crunchy game!)


Windows 8 MB
Linux 9 MB