A downloadable game for Windows and Linux

Join Captain Dreadlocks and his crew of crunchy, smelly, hippy pirates as they attempt to rid the world of awful animal testing!

These pirates are Crunchy as defined by Urban Dictionary:

Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc. 

Made entirely in the Go programming language for the Butterscotch Shenanijam, this was the most my wife and I were able to pull off of our lofty idea in the span of two days. Save the rats from those horrible, nerdy scientists!

All images not made by my lovely wife are listed in a licenses.txt file in the assets folder of the download. I would have put them inside the game credits if I had time to make a game credits screen! :)

Published May 28, 2017
PlatformsWindows, Linux

Install instructions

Just extract the game and run the executable. Make sure it is in the same folder as the included "assets" folder.

On Windows you may need to deactivate your anti-virus temporarily to play it (I promise it's not a virus, just a humble and crunchy game!)


Windows - Rebuild (Same as Jam but optimized build to run properly) 8 MB
Windows - Original Game Jam Submission 8 MB
Linux - Original Game Jam Submission 9 MB